the only post you actually want to get

so you wanna become a member of the best club that has ever existed ever? wow you are so cool and fun and you should absolutely definitely join so to make the best decision of your life head over to my Patreon

what is it and why:

i made Secret Letterbox Surprise to spice up everyones post once a month because for some reason i only get rubbish mail like speeding tickets and bills and nothing exciting ever unlike when i was a kid and was subscribed to the RSPB monthly magazine

actually good stuff:

also i want my mail club to not only be cool and fun but also actually good. this means everything is vegan and eco friendly and for every 5 members that join i will sponsor an animal from one of the sanctuaries listed on my good stuff page AND make a £3 donation to plant a tree every month. more members, more trees, more happy animal friends! 

when you sign up you will get:

- a 3-4 page letter from me containing a fun fact, a good news story, a piece of gossip that is absolutely none of my business, a super weird and cool animal i have never heard of, a crazy statistic, a piece of advice you are welcome to ignore and pretty much anything else that pops into my brain that i feel like writing down

- an A6 card that you can give to your besties or write ransom notes on

- a miscellaneous bag of mystery surprises

you also have the chance to anonymously spread rumours and start myths by messaging me here or on Instagram starting your message with THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS and if i find your tale entertaining enough it may be featured in an upcoming letter

currently the first and only member of this highly exclusive society is my beautiful wife who thinks i am hilarious (she is right) and she is of the belief that other people will also find becoming a member amusing too

i will be posting various member only polls on Patreon each month so you can help decide what i might send through your door so keep your eyes peeled bestie